Crunchy Nut Lambrini

I have a Freshers Week Update. Daughter has survived Week One at university and this morning/afternoon ate her crunchy nut cornflakes from a mug that still tastes of last night’s Lambrini.

In the same call she asked me  if I knew what Colour Catchers are. I replied yes. They are inventions for hungover eejits who chuck their unsorted laundry into a boil wash.  She told me I was right. I reminded her that I always am.

Her dad wanted to know if Colour Catchers come in the form of wipes, because according to him wipes are the reason the world is in the state it’s in today.

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