So Lorraine marches on in The Apprentice. Yet week after week she fails the lipstick test. Would you pay £100,000 a year to someone who can’t figure out where her lips begin and end ? There must be lightbulbs in that multi million pound penthouse the candidiates are staying in, so why doesn’t Lorraine stand underneath one when she gets her lippy out, instead of smearing the stuff tra-la-la style anywhere between her chin, her nose and her ears ?