A friend sent me an email with some real life quotes from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’ and this exchange gave me a laugh out loud moment , voodoo you or voodon’t you think this is funny ?
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo
and here’s another
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Very funny – can’t imagine why anyone would ruin a pair of Gucci’s (sweats or not) by wearing Rebooks.
Hope you are ready for tonight’s Oscar Awards….
Debbie, my hair is curled, my lips are plumped and my scones are buttered. Go Mickey Rourke Go !