Bye Bye Austin, but yuk to getting your abs out for your farewell dance on Strictly. One minute it’s all about your four young daughters and next it’s pass the baby oil for all the wrong reasons.
Will Lisa’s bra-less boosoooms and Tom’s uncovered ass cheeks be on display in the next fortnight ?
If this is a new Strictly trend it’s very good news that John Sergeant left without a close up of any of his naked body parts, or perts if you’re Austin.
Oooh and what a stroppy boy Brendan is. He needs a couple of sessions with a Miss Whiplash shouting “NO!” as she spanks him to help him feel more comfortable with authority.
