So Gordon Ramsay’s been nipping out of the marital home to pot his noodle ?
Tana should insist that he stirs a heavy bottomed pan of bubbling hot sauce with his willy as retribution.
The man’s a great chef but apparently without taste as he’s been snaffling up Jeffrey Archer’s leftovers, with a drizzle of amyl nitrate added to make them more yummy.
Let the next glossy photoshoot reveal the truth about his harmonious family home. The four kids will be there, working hard, dressed top to toe in Boden and sweetly sucking up home made spaghetti on cue. That’s spaghetti with organically grown tomato sauce and seasonal herbs, mind. With mum and dad hollering head to head in the background . Brand manage that, Gordon.
