What about last night’s Strictly? That bloodcurdling scream from Austin haunted my sleep. I think he must have realised he’d forgotten his shirt and was paso-ing with his moobs (man boobs) out in front of 8 million viewers. Do you ever have that naked dream ?
Austin was like John Sergeant’s grandson out there, with a junior combover of his own, stamping and grunting and flaring his nostrils in time to the music. It was a dragon impersonation that dragged on……
Arlene gave him a come-on ten because he makes her pant (and un-pant in her dreams) and only Uncle Len spoke sense, declaring that he thought Austin was too spanish waiteresque.
Lisa needs humility, Rachel needs personality, Tom needs tens, Austin needs to calm down and Christine needs a miracle to survive this week. Ole and out !
