I am genetically convinced that women are the smarter sex, but sometimes a sister lets the side down. I’m talking here about latest jungle evictee Danni Behr’s extraordinary drawn on eyebrows. My husband asked me to explain why women do that thing, and I (unusually) was stumped for an answer.
Do any men draw moustaches or beards on their faces ? Or chest hair on their torsos ? If you can think of anyone other than Michael Jackson who is a creature from another dimension and doesn’t count, tell me, please. I want to throw his name into my husband’s actual hairy face and shout “Aha !”
One good thing about having highly arched and drawn on eyebrows is that you look permanently surprised and jolly and very wide awake. That’s a great look for parties but what does Dani do at funerals or if she has to complain in John Lewis, or at bedtime ?
